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Clown vomit - by SevenCubed	Don't fuck up - by SevenCubed	Do not taunt the octopus - by SevenCubed	This is not funny - by SevenCubed	There are no losers in chihuahua fighting
Boys are stupid	Dating to capacity	Elusive like the unicorn	I'm Ben Franklin - Fuck You	Nerd pride
Subvert the dominant subversion	Pervert the dominant perversion	Quit looking at my face	My eyes are up there	Geriatric punk
Will you be my platonic fuckbuddy?	One penis vagina	Polyhuggerous	I meant gun not phallus	Forgive my eloquence
Hurt not harm	If it's been up your ass it's no longer vegan	Integrity is a bitch	Pussy is the new bacon	Some things are true...
Does shit while driving	Hunt the parasite	I have OCO	PODH (pix or it didn't happen)	I don't have...exponential successes
I put the dick in ridiculous	Can I interest you in a Celenian Donkey	Blade? I was gonna use...	Shenanigeezer
Bold and Blunt and Crass and Frank	Chaos is my bitch	Creepy threesome girl	Eff Me	Failtastic
Friends don't let friends just say	God damn the button man	Grope me now...	I slept with her before it was cool	No no, it's just a little ice cream
My cleavage is very popular...	Oh thank heaven for my penis	Pug Life	Sleep Nicotine Sushi
Snark is for lovers	You know damn right	Your meme is a whore	You should sleep with me beforte it's cool
Don't mellow my harsh	Chickens are the new fixie	I don't give a rat's ass...new black	Eat people not plants	Fussy little bitch
2 girls short of a threesome	2 guys short of a threesome	As seen on MF TV	Death to maybe	Dirty hobo is the new hipster
Ask me how I'm doing	I don't want to talk about it	It's a nerd eat nerd world	I wish you liked fun	I'm kind of a big deal
Biflexible	Monoflexible	Panamorous	Polyflexible	You must be at least this big to ride
Zombies are the new douchebag	Ya rly	When the chips are down the buffalo is empty	Tasty (bacon)	Zap
Undersocialized	Oversocialized	Pervert	Weirdo	Nerd
You put the ex in sex	You kiss your mother with that mouth?	When bigwheels are outlawed	STFU I'm here to dance	Steampunk is the new ren faire
2010 year of the pookie	Some things are better left unbuttoned	Sniff my love	Small talk available	You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight
We prefer to be called buccaneer americans	You need a relaxative	Sex isn't the answer, sex is the question	Serving suggestion	Rule 32 - don't hit on my dad
Go fuck your elf	It's never about the santa suit	Pyre 21	Pave Tibet	Pave the bay
Ring Ring Cluephone	Polyamorists are ruining it...	Polar Bunny	Poison	Pinky not binky
Thinks only of self	One snarky motherfucker	OBRE	No respect for the banjo tech	No really RTFM
Noise is the new signal	Nice big floppy shoes	My toy my turn	Me and the nachos go way back	Love me...seasonal inner brat
meh.	Less think more do	Jesus is my goat...	Irony is not a lifestyle	I put the dick in ridiculous
I'm not dating I'm just poly	I made you a wet spot	I got your permit right here	If I can't sleep with myt friends...	Hell of
Hacker does not equal cracker	Gravitates toward cock	Good maker outer	For $2 you can touch it
Filters not included	Corrupting the youth of America...	Can I interest you in a Celenian donkey?
Aloha Shalom Suck It	Another fucking snarky button	Bacon is my power animal	Bad chocolate is a waste...	Bad coffee is a waste...
Fuck my expectations	I don't play hard to get...	I'd fuck you but then I'd have to eat you	Be the change	Curb your bias
Bi-furious	Bisexuals are ruining it for the rest of us	Bozosexual	Experience yourself...	Please don't hump my leg
Homoflexible	Brazen	...Clowns will fuck me	I have ethics they're just different	Bad feminist
Bad pony no cupcake	Eat your spinach	FAIL	Fuck helvetica	Really fuck Gill Sans
Hold my baby now watch this	I'm not dating so fuck off	If only someone had rope	I <3 Snarky McFuckbuttons	I practice the grazing method
Pregnant brides are the new black	More this	Must everything be a button	Ohh snap blowjob	This guy seems legit
US out of my pants now	US out of my bedroom now	There is nothing cool about apathy	This button left intentionally blank	I'll cupcake that
Slut	Tramp	Will fuck for sex	Orgasm donor	Yay nookie!
You had me at let's fuck	Sloppy secondary	Zero days since last injury	In space there is no lube	This freedom of expression thing is out of control
These boots are made for licking	SHHHHHHH meat doesn't talk	Really good at doing bad	I'm gonna punish you and you're gonna like it	Maybe silence equals consent...
Vaya con queso	Shut your horcrux mouth	Steampunk is merely goth...watch hotglued...	MILP	I'm made of simple primatives
A cocktail a comic book and thou	As you do	Bacon bacon bacon bacon safety	Bacon is the new black	Baconphile
Baconphobe	Chicken John owes me money	Your buttons suck...	Don't queer my hustle	End stupid people
Gay for Dave	Get outta my face...	Gross lack of safety awareness	Hella wicked innit	The sexiest thing on anyone is a spine
I bike NY	I bike LA	I bike Oakland	I bike Portland	I bike London
I bike Seattle	I bike SF	I believe in original sin...	I'm the Juggernaut, bitch
In the interest of full disclosure...	Ironic sauce is ironic	Did you see what I did there?	I saw what you did there
Squid with Heart by Kitty Stryker	Squid by Kitty Stryker	Maybe partying will help	You see? This is why we can't have nice things	Mind the snark
Needs more bacon	Not poly	Please mob responsibly	Please zombie responsibly	Programmed to go on the pull
Remind me to hydrate	Simon has a posse but he has no pie	Sodomy laws are a pain in the ass	Steam is the new fire	Stop casting porosity
The future is so tomorrow	You autocomplete me	The pogostick was a letdown	There will be no Sister Mable bacon fisting	Topping...not just for ice cream
Tune for minimum smoke	Waiting for our tentacled overlords	What would Nixon do?	Where's my fucking chow mein?	Yay is the new fuck
No Really RTFM	Not your fucking therapist	Oh, still there huh?	Oh you have drama how nice for you	Presumtuous little shit
It was jaded when I got here	It's hard to clutch and candy...	Know more than you are told	Me rubber, you glue	My third eye is googly
I <3 Datasheets	I <3 zombie line dancing	I survived pillow fight club 2009	I'd go gay for buffy	I'll have the actual large
Got DPS?	Great art leaves its mark	Having a bad case of dayjob vu	Helefunken	I have a big ass and I'm not afraid to use it
Any day above ground	Art is mean (electrical)	Back down before I drink your milkshake...	BEEVES nom nom nom	Bitches be trippin
Black Cat	Brains it's the new bacon	Brains the other white meat	Check your assumptions	Decorate the cat
Don't be that guy (arm)	Don't be that guy (ear)	Down by law	Dragons and zombies and vampires	First life is already plenty of work
Foxy brownsauce	Foxy creamsauce	Free ballin steam dude	Fucking zombies	Got crackers
Demimonde	Floozie	Harlot	Tart	If god didn't want us to eat animals...
Rapscallion	Rascal	Scoundrel	Varlet	If god didn't want us to eat bacon...
Google it bitches	McMasterbater	Stupid should hurt	I keep manifesting but you're still here
Ban this	Ban yourself	Fortune favors the bold	Fortune favors the bacon	Fuck you is the new fuck you
Just because you don't like it...	Just because you don't get it...	Just because no one gets it...	Just because everyone likes it...	Whistle happy steam dork
Only slightly batshit unstable	Guano kookie	I'm friends with the harbormaster	My schooner needs a slip	Thursday is the new Friday
Nerd is the new cool	Anal is the new black	Don't moop your kid	Every us is also them	Fuck your expectations
Hold my beer I'm dumpster diving	Hold my beer now watch this	How much for the women?	I'm the reason you're not...cigarettes in prison	Matron of put that shit away
Misanthrope	One unit of flair	Professional enabler	Propellerhead	Shouldn't a psychic be calling you?
$40 is the new $20	Coexist with your negation	Does this button make me look fat?	Don't be a hammer	Eat dessert first
Every day is ho day	Find your inner bling	Heteroflexible	I love you one more than half	Save the bushtit!
I'm not her	I'm not him	I do all my own experiments	I do all my own stunts	I do all my own sex scenes
The truth is somewhere in the middle	Uberpwnage I has it	Wait for it	Where's my damned gift?	You're with me, leather
Bacon is there anything it can't do?	Friends don't let friends go back to their tent and masturbate	I make stuff up	Zombies only love you for your brains...	Your convenience is not paramount
My entourage has its own area code	Nipple narfer	OM nom nom nom	This isn't a pin this is a button experience	Where's my fucking pony?
Where is the orgy tent?	Visa scam wives do it standing up	Let my codependency work for you	Stop me know before I volunteer...	The revolution will not be myspaced
Ceci nes't pas une bouton	I have a button for that	It's all about the shoes	Pokes badgers	Punk ass little shit
Not happy face	Oatmeal	No pants no service	Every time you say namaste a kitten masturbates	Dignity, what's that?
Danger snarky	Don't look up	Haven't I done enough already	Luddite	Not even for a blowjob
pew pew pew (lasers)	Jolly Roger	Tachyon pulse this	Yo mama is a control parameter	Well fuck me running
Brown chicken brown cow	Bad pony	Bad pony no bacon	If I were you I'd probably hate me too	Love me love my stuff
How does never work for you	I got lucky in Gloucester	Invisible giving a shit	Hewn from raw awesome	Create hard love hard sleep hard
Think	I'm a baby daddy in Gloucester	It's not lying it's marketing	My entourage has an entourage	Just ask I might say yes
Fire chocolate cock bacon safety	Get VD now ask me how	I'm not dating I'm sleeping with people	And not necessarily you	Good pony
Vicariously bi-curious	Don't ask I'm in an ass phase	Hella snarky	Hold my beer I'm being raptured	Hold my beer it's time to nurse
I reserve the right to tell you to go fuck yourself	Just sayin'	How many handjobs does it take	It don't matter just don't bite it	I do more than you think
Do you have any idea who I think I am?	Do you have any idea who I used to be?	Stranger than thou	Sleeps well with others	Not your bitch
Only users lose drugs	Nice shoes wanna fuck	No it's not all about you	Hopped up on goofballs again I see	I got your hot flash right here
Got crisco?	Fuck all y'all's shit	Don't force it, use a bigger hammer	Go pound sand	Manifest this
I'm made of tofu	I'm made of meat	Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut	Mobile sexual pastry experience	There's a thin line between...
Talk to the hand	Turn the other cheek...	No strings no shoes	Low drama	I fling poo
Another fucking CTP button	More fun than a donky show	Where's my fucking jetpack?	Not to be entrusted with the womenfolk	The future is stupid
I got your namaste right here	It's all fun and games until someone gets mustard in their pussy	Never Forget (45)	Reject sanitized culture	Meat is murder, tasty tasty murder
Friends don't let friends...	There is no team in fuck you	WTF is wrong with you people?		I believe I was promised a jetpack
Burns well with others	I got your four agreements right here	CTP say RELAX	Safety third	No I will not fix your bike
Has sex with pavements	I wear black only...don't make anything darker	Don't hassle me I'm local	Don't hassle me I'm with CTP	Does that come with bacon?
Did I ask you?	Fuck you is the new American dream	There are no stupid questions	Pussy can't hang	Step off wanker
	No really fuck your day	Always look a trojan horse in the mouth	Goth Hippie Raver Weirdo	Will travel for sex
Costume	They can have my puns	I just look Jewish	Basura blanca	Invisible giving a shit
There's always room for bacon
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