Humor, snark and filth (and love too!)

Snarky McF Button Co.

... I miss you

... If only closed minds came with closed mouths

... Love Won June 26, 2015

... STUPID SHOULD HURT

...Male Nipples

Art is Mean (Gears) Shirt

Be the woman you are not the doll you were sold.

because patriarchy

BRAP BRAP BRAP (M16 rifle graphic)

Brown is the new Green.

Ceci n'est pas une buouton

chaos is my bitch

coulrophobe

elusive like the unicorn

enjoy JOMO

EXPECT RESISTANCE

forgive my eloquence

GLITTERBOMBS FOR BRAINWEASELS (With real glitter!)

GOOGLE KNOWS WHEN YOU SEARCH FOR COCK

got milk? (droogs)

hear slower

I AM LOVED

I BIKE SF

I do more than you think

I just look Jewish

I practice moderation only in moderation.

I want that in my mouth

I was uncool before it was cool to be uncool

I wouldn't have to be so bossy if you would just do what I say.

I'm a slut and I vote.

I'm Ben Franklin. Fuck you.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rockstar from Mars

know more than you are told

live like you are going to die

Marx can suck it

Mitch better have my bunny

MY PEN IS HUGE

never forget who you wanted to be

No. Really. RTFM (Read the fucking manual) Shirt

not to be entrusted with the women folk

NRE is my favorite drug

oatmeal

Oh, you have drama? How nice for you

only users lose drugs

oversocialized

panamorous

People who live in french toast houses shouldn't throw syrup

PERVERT (Capital Letters)

polyhuggerous

propellerhead