Here is exactly what you need - a pair of male nipples - suitable for every occasion. No, really, ask your mom. These came about because women have started photoshopping male nipples onto their photos (topless, and otherwise) in an effort to show how ridiculous policies like Instagram's and Facebook's nudity policies are. Male nipples are allowed, but female ones are not. Well, here ya go, a pair of male nipples. Yes, you get two of these for the price of one. And no, they aren't a "pair" as in the right and left on one guy - they are the same nipple twice, taken from a public domain male nipple photo source.